all kinds, so if you get offended easy....move on...
This will require some thought...not a lot, but some....
ok here's a start..
I take photos.
I create blogs.
I create websites.
I teach.
I cause trouble.
I open my mouth way too much.
Working on a number of sites.
HUMOR SITE: If you are on the humor site, remember it is what it is. Shots taken at anybody and everybody, you are welcome to post suggestions for inclusion.
And Finally.... Places to visit...
http://my.alltop.com/paulvalach
http://www.paulvalach.org/wordpress
http://www.grapefruitleague.com (spring training-FL)
http://www.whostalkin.com/viewer.php
http://www.watchbol.com/
http://www.retweetrank.com/paulvalach/
https://www.getbackboard.com/
http://twittercounter.com/?username=paulvalach
Individual Pages Worthy of a Look:
http://reflectionof.me/the-contrast-of-now-and-histor
http://reflectionof.me/beautiful-examples-of-animals
http://reflectionof.me/ice-age-sidewalk-by-edgar-mull
Some Awesome Posterous Sites
http://holykaw.com/
http://reflectionof.me/
http://abitofhumor.posterous.com/
http://susieblackmon.posterous.com/
http://bestpartyever.posterous.com/
http://ijustine.posterous.com/
http://douglaslampi.posterous.com/
http://overlaytv.posterous.com/
http://nicholaspatten.posterous.com/
Series of Shorties
Question: What has four legs and one ARM?
Answer: A happy pit bull!!! LOL!
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A question:
Why do we put SUITS in a Garment Bag, and put Garments in a Suitcase?
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WOOF: Ten Peeves Dogs Have About Humans
'1'
Blaming your
farts on me.....
not funny...
not funny at all !!!
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'2'
Yelling at me for barking.
I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG
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'3'
Taking me for a walk, then
not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this
anyway?
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'4'
Any trick that involves balancing
food on my nose. Stop it!
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'5'
Any haircut that involves bows
or ribbons.
Now you know why we chew your
stuff
up when you're not home.
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'6'
The sleight of hand, fake fetch
throw.
You fooled a dog! Whoooo
Hoooooooo what
a proud moment for the top of
the food chain.
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'7'
Taking me to the vet for 'the
big snip',
then acting surprised when I
freak
out every time we go back!
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'8'
Getting upset when I sniff the
crotches of your guests.
Sorry, but I haven't quite
mastered that handshake thing yet.
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'9'
Dog sweaters. Hello ???
Haven't you noticed the fur?
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'10'
How you act disgusted when I
lick myself.
Look, we both know the truth.
You're just jealous.
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Now lay off me on some of these
things.
We both know who's boss here!
You don't see me picking up your
poop do you?
EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY.
A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS
UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.
CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!
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Fore!!
Subject: Golf Joke
A husband and wife were out golfing together one day when they
came upon a tough par 4 hole. The husband hooked his drive deep
into the woods and proclaimed that he would have to chip out.
Then the wife said, "Maybe not, dear! Do you see that barn over
there? If I open the doors on both sides, I do believe you could
hit it right through and reach the green."
So the husband agrees to give it a try, but when he hits the ball
it goes straight through the first doors of the barn, hits the
crossbeam, ricochets back and hits his wife square in the head,
killing her stone dead.
Well, about a year goes by and the man is golfing with a friend.
He finds himself on the same hole, with the same results: a hook
deep in the woods. He is all set to chip out when his friend runs
up to him and says, "Wait! Do you see that barn over there? If I
open the doors on both sides, I think you can still reach the
green."
"No way," replies the man, "I tried that last year and got a 7."
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The Preacher...
An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this
congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This
is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate.
I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the
party who said this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this
Christian family."
No one moved.
The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression."
Again, all was quiet.
Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop a runaway train rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."
The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation roared.
No one moved.
The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression."
Again, all was quiet.
Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop a runaway train rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."
The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation roared.
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Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders
Ever since I was a child, i've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night.
So I went to a shrink and told him, 'I've got problems. Every time I go
to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going
crazy.'
'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come
talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of
those fears.'
'How much do you charge?'
'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor.
'I'll sleep on it,' I said.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.
'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful
lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have
saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!'
'Is that so!'
With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'
'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now!!!
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