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These are Sidewalk Chalk Drawings by Julian Beever. They are popping up all over towns where he is at. Amazing stuff, lifelike and just makes you wonder where he gets the ideas and how he gets them on the pavement. Enjoy, more will be added. Feel free to add links to other locales.

                                                 

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An oldie but goodie

'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. 
I have been with a loose girl'. 

The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?' 

'Yes, Father, it is.' 

'And who was the girl you were with?'

'I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation'.

"Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later 
so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'

'I cannot say.'

'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'

'I'll never tell.'

'Was it Nina Capelli?'

'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'

'Was it Cathy Piriano?'

'My lips are sealed.'

'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'

'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.' 

The priest sighs in frustration. 
'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. 
But you've sinned and have to atone. 
You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. 
Now you go and behave yourself.' 

Joey walks back to his pew, 
and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 
'What'd you get?'

'Four months vacation and five good leads.'

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Two older guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath.

The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.

The 87 year old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was looking around, the sales lady asked if he needed any help.

He said "Do you have any Rye bread?"

She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"

He said, "I want 5 loaves."

She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves ... by the time you get to the 5th loaf, it'll be hard."

He replied, "I can't believe that everybody knows about this but me."

DOH!

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Not sure what this gal is.. super hero??

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For all the art lovers out there.

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David Is To Be Returned To Italy A bit of cultural news for a welcome change. After a two year loan to the United States ,  Michelangelo's David is being returned to Italy . His Proud Sponsors were:             THIS WAS TOO FUNNY NOT TO SHARE

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